Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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