after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
