you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
