You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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