Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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