White coat. Heels.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Actions speak louder than pants.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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