Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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