: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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