Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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