Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
now i know why i became what i already was.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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