Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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