i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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