YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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