im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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