Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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