One girl and one boy is just not enough.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I have already put on my inside pants.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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