WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
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And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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