am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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