I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
My balls are so social today.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
