help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
wow bdsm is so cute
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