D3 body, D1 cock
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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