u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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