You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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