So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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