its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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