Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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