It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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