did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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