Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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