Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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