The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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