That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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