someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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