I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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