so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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