the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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