I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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