Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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