is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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