How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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