oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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