Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
My apartment stinks of burning failure
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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