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• (646): View more from New York

  it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.

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• (914): View more from New York

  We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.

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• (310): View more from California

  Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5

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• (530): View more from California

  We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids

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• (415): View more from California

  Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'

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