HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
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my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.