We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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