Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
My Sexting was not on an AP level
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
