Whod you bang
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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