so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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