Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
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currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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