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He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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