I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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