My hair reeks of homosexuality.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
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I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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