I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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