im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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