do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
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I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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